Hmmm wot to write on here..
I'm a 'respectable' single mum of 1 ;) well, during the day anyway ;))
I have a very naughty twinkle in my eye that needs to be dealt with lol
No married, sorry :( I just find that it's a complete nightmare trying to fit into that situation!!
Not sure wot else to say.. I'm really easy going, low maintenance :) gsoh.. If u...
I thought it's time for an update, I am no longer newly single, it has been over a year now! I have had a great time here and I plan to keep doing so! Girls, I am interested in hearing from you but I am NOT looking for couples so please don't be offended if I am not interested in your man. Guys, please learn to spell and be respectful,...
I am single and I am looking for great sex - I am looking for an intelligent, witty, unattached, very attractive, sex partner in his forties. I am not married, I do not have a boyfriend. I am going through a phase I am only interested in great sex - making up for lost time, please contact me only if you think you are what I am describing.
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
Summer Sun, Footie ...
My turn offs tattoos piercings smokers guys who are married partners girlfriends
Like to hear a guys voice a turn on so be prepared to speak to me im a southern home counties girl
Delete Winkers
Delete Duplicate emailers
Delete Northerners (except Wayne Rooney)
Delete Trannies
Delete Grandads
Delete Below 35 years
Delete Above 52 years
Delete Couples
Not another football game just an excuse to drink more... thunder and lightening excuse to drink even more .....
90% men bored now so have a quick look on here lol x
My turn offs tattoos piercings smokers guys who are married partners girlfriends
Like to hear a guys voice a turn on so be prepared to speak to me im a southern home counties girl
Delete Winkers
Delete Duplicate...
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.